Really?

Dear Law School,

Is it really necessary that I buy this many books for one semester? We know that I am obsessive compulsive and only like for my highlighting and writing to be in a book, so I have to buy most of these new which is really expensive. So if you would not mind, could we make the load a little bit lighter next time?

Love, Jordan

Oh Constitutional Law, I think your book may be the biggest book I have ever seen.